In a moment of pure panic, I tried to describe my new fandom addiction to the GBFF the other day. Of course, with him being the GBFF, he completely understood when I said "shirtless, fighting, occasionally hug groping" and accepted it without second thought. But in haste, before I managed to utter that phrase, I came up with a new one.
"Um, it's basically like CW porn."
Then I started thinking about it. Then I expanded on the idea in a conversation with vval
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While going through my admittedly limited knowledge of porn, I have come up with the following handy phrases you may use to the general mass to explain/justify your love for your show. Maybe you like the Wincest, maybe you dig the SV Mexark, maybe you're itching to see T-Bag finally show Michael just who's boss, maybe you're dying to see a Lostie Island gang bang or for the love of god, will Meredith and Cristina ever finally just get over it and throw down?
Maybe you're one of those people with a pairing/ship so dark and disgusting, you don't want anyone
to know why you watch Futurama
(or whatever) on repeat. For those of you, I have come up with the following handy phrases to explain your obsession (and just why you accidently sent that fic you wrote to your co-workers when you meant it to send it home) without really having to explain:( How To, Five Terms and ExamplesCollapse )
Thank you and good night.